Ladybugs are his favorite.

Bitch yo E is backwards!
November 23
“ Ban the use of the L-word so you have to actually prove it. If your relationship hinges on words, you have a problem. Anon (/fa/) (via glitter)
November 22
  • Anna: im essentially going to jerk off for the rest of my life now brb
  • Alexa: boy your dick will be chapped i tell you what
November 13
luluko: (via fuckyeahpokememe)

luluko:

(via fuckyeahpokememe)

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“ Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life…You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like ‘maybe we should be just friends’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love. Neil Gaiman (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via luluko)
November 10
luluko: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO fuckyeahvoldemort: corpsefucker: KILL THE SPARE.

luluko:

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

fuckyeahvoldemort:

corpsefucker:

KILL THE SPARE.

November 5

my childhood = ruins

  • Sarah: besides the lamp totally bottoms anyway
  • Alexa: WHAT THE FUCK
  • Alexa: SARAH
  • Alexa: SHUT UP FOREVER
  • Sarah: rofl
  • Alexa: the okay reaction would be to claw your eyes out NOT DEBATE WHETHER AN ANTHROMORPHIZED GODDAMN DESK LAMP FROM MY CHILDHOOD WOULD PITCH OR CATCH
  • Sarah: why are u even surprised i mean youve been around the internet a few times
  • Sarah: this should come naturally
  • Sarah: surely you watched this movie and shipped something
  • Alexa: ...
  • Alexa: i hate you so much right now
  • Sarah: HAHA SEE
  • Sarah: i know u!
  • Sarah: out with it
  • Sarah: cmon
  • Alexa: retreats into a little hole and dies
  • Sarah: dare u to rule 34 it
  • Alexa: there's already way too much of that
  • Alexa: in fact more then 0 is way too much
  • Alexa: i'm not at that level of self-degredation yet
  • Alexa: i'm still at the 'watches naruto unironically' level of self-degredation
  • Alexa: still a ways to go before i do disney appliance porn
  • Sarah: cmon cant u just picture it
  • Sarah: a forbidden love between a desk lamp and a washing machine
  • Sarah: impaling his hot, wet socket on that throbbing gyrating column of soap dispensing lust
  • Alexa: okay first off
  • Alexa: you are done. for ever. never speak again.
  • Alexa: second off
  • Alexa: there is no washing machine
  • Alexa: third off
  • Alexa: you have reached a level beyond done
  • Alexa: jesus christ
  • Alexa: jesus christ sarah
  • Sarah: what about the radio then would fingering a lamps asshole with his antenna hurt his reception ythink?
  • Alexa: ..............................
  • Alexa: i can't even fucking read and allow that whole sentence to process in my head
  • Alexa: why do you push this envelope sarah
  • Alexa: why
  • Sarah: is there an anthro envelope to?
  • Alexa: LAMPS DONT EVEN HAVE ASSHOLES
  • Alexa: world crumbles around her
  • Sarah: could there be like a radio on envelope on lamp 3some?
  • Alexa: we are no longer friends btw
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bewdjet: fuckyeahohnotheydidnt: Click to view the entire thread. re: Gayest cartoon characters Awesome! I’m just sad that it got too big to post as one photo. And I love how appropriate vinewhip’s username is. (submitted by piratesswoop)

bewdjet:

fuckyeahohnotheydidnt:

Click to view the entire thread. re: Gayest cartoon characters

Awesome! I’m just sad that it got too big to post as one photo. And I love how appropriate [info]vinewhip’s username is.

(submitted by piratesswoop)

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  • Alexa: i have yet to see a good looking penis
  • Alexa: but i am convinced that somewhere out there
  • Alexa: one exists
  • Alexa: and when i find it
  • Alexa: im going to tie baby blue ribbons around it
  • Alexa: and put a hat on top
  • Alexa: a beret
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  • LordWarr: Dude i have nightmares one of these days a chick is going to fuck me
  • hackhydro: nightmare?
  • LordWarr: with a strapom
  • hackhydro: dream?
  • LordWarr: yes
  • hackhydro: oooh Id love that
  • hackhydro: a hot chick with a fake vibrating thing
  • hackhydro: Best thing ever
  • LordWarr: Sticking it in your ass
  • hackhydro: probably
  • LordWarr: All the way in till you bleed
  • LordWarr: and shit comes out
October 17
“ has ___ dreams about ____ Anna (again? really?)